A jolly good fellow!

I spent three months in Scotland and God I did love it...so today I must join Scots from everywhere to wish Robert Burns a happy birthday...I know he left us a very long time ago, but though he would be 248 years young today, he's well alived in our hearts...
So Ladies and Gentlemen, listen to him: bagpipes please...

Address to a haggis

Ye Pow'rs, wha mak mankind you care

And dish them out their bill o'fare,

And Scotland wants nae skinging fare

That jaups in luggies;

But , if ye wish her gratefu'prayer

Gie her a haggis.